I can’t even imagine a bug with 30!! legs, that would be an absolutely absurd number.

4.285 × 10^16 legs would just look silly.

What have you got against M&M cookies??

The cell wall is the wall of the cell

Finally one I can remember

I could imagine that juror to be slightly biased toward the defendant once they had been saved by the defendant. No wonder the judge had to call a mistrial.

TL;DR

We have examined the leak sample and have determined this was NOT a breach of Steam systems.

You do not need to change your passwords or phone numbers as a result of this event. It is a good reminder to treat any account security messages that you have not explicitly requested as suspicious. We recommend regularly checking your Steam account security at any time at https://store.steampowered.com/account/authorizeddevices

Full fat article version

https://www.npr.org/2025/04/21/nx-s1-5369404/google-doj-opening-statements-remedies-trial

If you’re still memeing Seinfeld, then you’re old enough for this to be applicable to you.

Btw have you seen this meme?

If you’re behind a CG NAT (carrier grade NAT), you’ll be doubly in trouble as it will be essentially impossible to get a forwarded port since your “IP” is essentially a LAN address within your ISP’s CG NAT, if that makes sense.

For some reason I just got a flashback to that football kid who tried to steal crab legs by putting them down his pants. I’m just imagining these thieves walking out with 40 tons of beef overflowing from their pants.

Fantastic, no notes.

Apple seeks search partner, must have $20 billion

If this penalty sticks, Apple could be looking for a new suitor. Something has to be the default search provider in Safari and other Apple products.

Does something really have to replace it? Why not a menu of options? Make the user choose something. If they choose Google, great! If they choose DDG, fantastic! Whatever it is, make it a choice.

Oh no I got the comic, I just don’t know how to feel about stupid sexy Santa

I’m so confused

I believe it’s actually, “dude, this is a Wendy’s restaurant.” Check and mate.

I can’t remember the original version of the comic, what does each one of them say?

Honestly I find it quite useful, and I’m glad they found a way to do it with increased privacy. I will only use duck.ai if I want to use an AI tool.

But I can understand some people wanting it off entirely so hats off to DDG for keeping that as a core feature.

Is it really though? To the common person, it is most important thinking about the intent rather than what the word literally means. Like what people think of as AI may really just be a LLM, or VR may really be AR, or the like.

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Babe wake up, new pronouns just dropped

https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Constitution_of_the_United_States_of_America

Do y’all seriously not get any sort of pride out of the work you do? Feelings of accomplishment when you do a good job on something? Recognition from your peers?

Hey it’s a group chat with my grandma ಠ_ಠ