There were shadowy conspiracists lurking in the dark alleys of Washington, and hiding from the glaring sun in the High Desert of California, but they were laughably easy prey when the Martian lizard people, the subterranean Vril-empowered mole-men, and the globalist pedophile Commies did show up.

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  • superkret@feddit.orgtoProgrammer Humor@lemmy.mlJob offer
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    My local bar is tended by a software engineer. It’s only open on Saturday evening cause he does it besides his day job.
    But it’s great cause he does it for the love of mixing cocktails, and introducing people to great drinks from all around the world.

    And he obviously doesn’t really need the money, cause when you show an interest, most drinks are on the house.
    He uses a pencil, paper and a mechanical calculator to tally up the bill, which I absolutely understand when your career is in IT.














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    this is fucking catastrophic for the entirety of humanity.

    I agree it’s dangerous, but 85% of humanity live in countries that are already either on USA’s shit list or don’t-give-a-shit list, and have never benefited from a Democrat US government either.