I recall an American boy that was indicted by Australia for making long-distance prank phonecalls. Australia wanted to give the kid a booting and relations between the US and Australia have never fully recovered.

pooky’s news isn’t allowed to report on that

You better be careful. You’re starting to sound like an agent of chaos. We don’t take kindly to those around here…

He’s ready for his coffin

The person in the image is Franklin Delano Roosevelt, president of the United States from 1933 to 1945. He was effected to four terms and died in office, shortly after his fourth inauguration (now there’s a two term limit). The name in the title refers to Bernie Sanders, who OP wishes had been nominated and elected in 2016.

https://youtu.be/OVpzGKNi9FI?t=2m1s

I need supplemental oxygen at less than 1 fathom under water, if I stay there long enough…

It’s ok. It was a really short rant.

You’re asking for more diversity in article images