Am teacher, this is absolutely true. The awkwardness is hilarious too me.

I did that to my old boss weekly. This guy was dense.

It’s really a flux as the bullets are moving. The ‘per second’ is implied.

sea loins

Shit like what? Someone else’s opinion?

I disagree. Trumpers are definitely worse.

I love you

I feel like I’m missing a joke because of the downvotes on this comment. Or is the joke science illiteracy?

Halving something requires a scale…

I just bought a new car and it has internet enabled remote start. The salesman touted the feature. My response: “oh so I can start the car in [one state] while I’m in [another state] so it’s ready for me when I get back?” He didn’t have a good response for that. Nice car, dumbass feature.

My neighbor had a crazy old Montgomery Ward tiller, I’d guess from the late 60 or early 70s. I borrowed it once and decided to be nice and change the oil in it since I doubted he ever had. Could not for the life of me figure out how to drain the oil without flipping it over… It’s ran for this long on old oil, it’ll run for a bit longer!

I’m going to go ahead and say Rick and Morty isn’t a “children’s show” though.

That’s a fucking delicious 33 years.

I have a feeling I know where your username came from.

I use xournal++ for notes and math stuff. Have looked at rnote as well but haven’t really dove in and tried it thoroughly.

What about couches?

I forgot Moses was in Tron

VVVVVV

Trump said this? Really? I cannot believe it, so out if character…

And on lemmy