Fuck…

Could you imagine getting fired by your AI CEO because it hallucinated your name into an AI-generated post mortem of a crash caused by AI-generated code

Trying to force the singularity, I see

Really? I only get 3-phase @ 60Hz

patting himself on the back diaper

His rash has gotta be so hot and angry by now that his ass cheeks glow in the dark

Ow, my… Judaism? Idk, can I have some too? I’ll share my gala apples.

It’s wildly offensive and arguably shouldn’t have been made. But occasionally, there’s something funny in it.

And your eyes! Dibs on those, too!

You should scatter teeth on their beds

Dibs on your skin!

Thanks for warning us before you pull the trigger. I may not have voted for any of you fuckers, but I’ll be damned if you didn’t warn us about all the ways you were gonna ruin our lives before the morons around me voted for you.

I sure am glad Beto O’Rourke didn’t win. Sure, I got plenty of access to firearms whether in my house or at the multiple gun stores down the street—and, sure, I’ve never considered owning an AR-15, but I don’t wanna protect children as much as I want bat-shit crazy neighbor to have the freedom to own 3: two of which he welded together.

My freedom keeps my belly full and warms my bed at night.

Edit: I got angry and went on a loony tangent of a rant. Sorry.

Holy shit!

When K pops your head for the third time

I’ve never looked at it from that perspective. Now that I’ve tried, my nose and ears are bleeding, so that’s gotta be a good thing, right?

Faced criticism, not consequences, huh? We’re not even handing out slaps on the wrist for this bullshit anymore?

*Amy Lee intensifies*

That’s why they sometimes get nervous and accidentally sue innocent bystanders or anyone questioning their attorney.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a lawyer is a good guy with a lawyer.

Like a G6