Straight men like rough things. Whiskey, cigars, trucks, guns, etc. Therefore when given the option of something soft and perfumed and feminine (woman) or something calloused and firm and dusty (man) to a truly straight dude the manly choice is obvious. Hairy rock hard buns? Sounds pretty damn straight to me. A pretty pink pussy and soft breasts? oh no I just almost got gay saying that.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Woman pleads guilty to lying about astronaut wife accessing bank account from Space StationEnglish
21·21 days ago100% of all lesbians accused of space crime have been exonerated.
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Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL that states that voted for Donald Trump have a higher murder rate than states that didn't.English
15·27 days agoNow look at smelting plants and other toxic industries…
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World News@lemmy.world•Online porn showing choking to be made illegal, government saysEnglish
443·30 days agoPenetration itself can be viewed as an act of violence and the government should probably put everyone who has thought about it on a surveillance list.
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politics @lemmy.world•Angry Trump Snaps at GOPers as Scale of Losses Sinks In: “Dead Party”English
22·1 month agoCitizens United made it worse, but we were fucked before then. Lobbying is just legalized bribery. We need to repeal Citizens United but then we need to keep going and rework the whole campaign finance and lobbying systems too.
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World News@lemmy.world•Money-losing Japanese automaker Nissan is selling its headquarters building to gain cashEnglish
71·1 month agoYeah Nissan has been shit for 20 years, not surprising that it’s catching up to them.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Elon Musk Announces Plan to Control Climate by Surrounding Earth in Adjustable SatellitesEnglish
14·1 month agoHe also said he’d have people on mars by 2024…
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World News@lemmy.world•Israel top military lawyer arrested after she admitted leaking video of soldiers’ abuseEnglish
12·1 month agoCan’t have people seeing what’s behind the mask.
Cops in the USA, as well as being scum, are terrified. The population has almost no access to mental health care, near unlimited access to guns, and many reasons to not trust the police. The police are also trained as “warriors” instead of guardians with a us vs them mentality. I’d imagine besides the legal ramifications, Uk and Eu police are just not as scared shitless and therefore don’t start popping off when an acorn hits their car or a 13 year old has a stick.
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World News@lemmy.world•Spain recognizes the ‘pain and injustice’ caused to Mexico’s Indigenous peoplesEnglish
4·1 month agoHoward Zinn’s People’s History starts by describing the early years after the colonizers appearance. It’s a tough read.
That’s a good point. I buy most of my produce at small natural food stores. It’s normally better, but more expensive for sure. Yeah supermarket produce can often be a let down.
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The Onion@midwest.social•Xi Happily Drops All Tariffs After Trump Shows Him How To Use Chopsticks To Become A WalrusEnglish
6·1 month agoThe Babylonbee? Really?
Y’all can’t tell when fruit is bad and just not eat it then?
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World News@lemmy.world•China: From beaches to ski slopes, photos show how cameras keep watch all over the countryEnglish
111·1 month agoIt’s not just China. The USA is working on it too.
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politics @lemmy.world•Tennessee man has charges dropped over Trump meme relating to Charlie Kirk vigilEnglish
2·1 month agoNice to know!
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politics @lemmy.world•Tennessee man has charges dropped over Trump meme relating to Charlie Kirk vigilEnglish
18·1 month agoHe’ll probably get a big payout from the taxpayers, and the crooked cops will just keep on copping.
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World News@lemmy.world•International Criminal Court to ditch Microsoft Office for European open source alternativeEnglish
151·1 month agoEspecially one that is currently collaborating to help carry out a genocide.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Texas sues Tylenol company over autism claimsEnglish
1·1 month agoBad, bad. They just said something come from it. Not something good.



I’ll check his stuff out lol