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Tonight, on Saying That Last Little Bit that John Oliver Can’t Say…
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
A hot sugar water directly to the face without even asking for a hard seltzer
I wish Joanne had gone the Enya route and finished Harry Potter and the Writing Quality of Diminishing Returns, disappeared with her wealth into the highlands, did some occasional projects, and just never spoke again. Maybe some occasional rumors would pop up about her having a panda ranch that she kept for demolition derbys or something weird. She can go suck a railroad spike.
“Why don’t they like it when we dig up Brandon Lee and take a shit in his mouth?” /s
My dude, what are you putting in your iced tea
Don’t forget the second-rate LJS: Captain D’s
“The man who brings me my scarves and my water, Mr. Charlie Hodge!”
Wouldn’t work, they’d need appointments to keep up with incredible demand and scheduled maintenance for the ol corpse wiggler out back.
Needs more YoloSwag
Stack on another “Free monitoring, 2 years”
Earn bonus points with the phrase “your reach exceeds your grasp”
Traditionally, and fingers crossed this one is.
Nintendo: $45, take it or leave it.
For the love of god, defund MBAs.
He’s a master at knowing what will make someone click
He effectively dedicated a couple years to “study” this, which is exactly what you can do with your life when you live in Greenville, NC.
5 apps with 2 responses, and locally? You’re doing really well. Seriously. It sounds like you are qualified enough to get what you want, and the number of responses already is a very good sign.
Small rant:
My experience: a Ph.D., two years applying through Indeed/LinkedIn/directly, several rounds of professional development to overhaul networking approaches/resumes, maybe 150 applications, and I maybe hear back in a couple months with a form letter rejection. The few interviews I’ve had were either a company looking for a unicorn (or just lying about a position), something that lead to a task-based assessment, or a goddamn AI-analyzed one-way interview which is the biggest red flag.
Tl;dr it’s really bad out there, and you honestly have great results so far, even if it doesn’t seem like it! All the best to you, and I hope you find something you’ll enjoy.