Good news. The fascist takeover will be foiled by the so called “flawless opsec 👊🇺🇸🔥” 🤣

Read my other comment. It leads back to the same thing.

Okay, so I attempted to access it again. Its currently in a weird state of partial access.

I can “log in” but as soon as I try to access anything, say, Gmail, I get that screen again.

This is what the settings page looks like:

So its not totally locked out, but its not functional either, I’m not even on a VPN.

Notice, 2FA is off.

Then I click Gmail and get this:

I tap “more ways to verify” and get this:

I tap the only option, and it circles back to the previous screen.

🤷‍♂️

MFA was never enabled.

Bruh, I was testing some android features and wiped an android phone, then when I tried to log in again, they wanted a verification code from the previous device, the one I just wiped. Not even will a phone number satisfy them.

Its essentially locked out, unless I get a time machine to undo wiping the phone.

I mean, what happens if someone lose their phone and wants to log in to google to wipe their device? Like… how would you obtain the verification code on a phone a thief now has?

Its just even just privacy issues, Google is braindead when it come to their “security”.

Luckily, I wiped it in settings so FRP was off.

legislativussy

Congrussy 💀

Do it. Become pope.

US Constitution, Article I, Section 9, Clause 8:

No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.

No more presidency for you, dumbass.

(but then again, the constitution doesn’t seem to matter any more so what do I know 🤷‍♂️)

What even is the point of “representing your district” if they could just nominate a random person from across the country that never before stepped foot in that district?

So… my phone was out of battery, so I pulled out my power bank and connected the cable to my phone, but then I was feeling like I’m connecting two parts of an explosive device, I instinctively said, loudly:

“BOMB PLANTED”

Now the entire plane is staring at me like I’m some sort of criminal.

Why boycott if I can just pirate it?

I get to enjoy it and they don’t make any profit from it.

Heck, I’ll seed it and cost them even more profit. 🏴‍☠️😎

Their oppressors didn’t have tanks.

Our oppressors do.

There’s no way out.

Unless…

Anyone down to steal a tank?

(For Legal Purposes, I’m talking about GTA6 😉)

Oh no. I guess disneyland employees are sick freaks. 😱

Half? Try 2/3. Remember those non-voters?

The migrant caravan ate the spy balloon then flew past the border checkpoints with the ingested helium. And then transformed into Haitian, of course. Then crash landed in the Suez Canal and blocked it.

Suez Canal was an Inside Job

Cargo Ships Cant Melt Steel Beams Block Canals

United Provinces of Canada?

At this rate, they’d accuse Schwarzenegger of being a “RINO Democrat WOKE Feminist” and deport him.

My Cat Likes Being Spanked 👀

Jump out of the car.

“I’m not driving, I’m travelling” 🤓

Murphy’s Law: the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it’s to post the wrong answer

A modern spin on it would be like:

The son is accused of drug trafficking

The father: “I can’t access the cloud drive account on [Site Name]”

The son: “If you ever remember the password and get in, delete the account. That’s where my (drug trade) ledger is”

Overnight, the FBI filed subpoena to the cloud company requesting a copy of any files on any of [the father]'s accounts. Within days, the company compiled and send the info to the FBI.

[The son]'s defence attorney got a copy of the files due to the discovery process, and passed it on to the father.

The father: “Son, I don’t know how, but your lawyer just sent me an email this afternoon with all the family photos”