Tiefling IRL

deleted by creator

Coming soon to an American state near you!

Please don’t go to Salem MA in October. It is a gorgeous small city and my favorite place to be, but during October it becomes so insanely overcrowded that it poses a huge problem for the locals.

Go during summer instead, it’s a little cooler than most of the US

Florida is canceled. Hawaii.

Republicans: only?

RIP Ukraine, Palestine, and Taiwan. It was nice knowing you.

I hope any Jill Stein voters are happy

I have a public facing persona separate from my legal name. Though I do take steps to decouple the two.

They’re waiting to see what happens tomorrow. If they do this with Trump as president, he’ll use it as an excuse to start killing his own people

The skill with a lot of these things is knowing how to present it with confidence. Plus pain tolerance, technical skills, and theater skills.

How dangerous really is your job?

Very. The name of the game is risk mitigation. Most acts put only the performer at risk, but fire puts the entire theater at risk, which is why I carry insurance and follow strict protocol. I perform at a historic landmark so they don’t allow just anyone to use fire there.

What happens if you get injured? Insurance/etc.?

I have a day job with insurance, but not everyone is so lucky and performers do get hurt sometimes. Injuries are bad because they mean taking time off to heal (a friend of mine is currently recovering from a broken rib and can’t perform). Minor cuts and burns are part of the job, you learn to manage them and move on, so we’re all covered in scars. Again, it’s all about risk mitigation.

What differences do you have when performing for adults vs. children? (since you mention child-friendly, I assume that means you don’t do things that might scare them)

Adult oriented shows often have more nudity/burlesque and more graphic acts, whereas kids get more traditional circus or campy horror. For example, children might see fire eating and mousetrap, while adults might get a bed of nails or human pincushion.

What are your least tame skills?

Tongue splits ALWAYS freak people out. So does anything involving a power drill.

How did you get into performing in the sideshow? Mentors, training, string of coincidences?

I started as a fire performer and got into it through fire eating. Eventually, one thing led to another, and I was invited to join America’s last permanently housed circus sideshow. Everything blew up from there.

Favorite memory?

We’re a close-knit group, almost like family, which is special since we’re a dying breed. My favorite memories are probably the things other performers have said about me while introducing me to the stage. We love to gush about each other.

Any frightening memories?

Earlier this year, one of my close friends tried to take her own life on one of my performance days. My phone blew up to the point where I couldn’t even see my GPS. My girlfriend stepped in to help thankfully. We got a group chat going, sent people to find her, got her to the hospital, and she spent a week in the psych ward.

After that, I hosted a fundraiser show that raised $1k to get her back on her feet. The event also brought a lot of people together.

If you read this far, here’s my IG

AMA I guess?

Sideshow performer. Lately been working on putting mousetraps on my tongue. It’s one of my tamer skills, but I just never really had the chance to develop that skill. It’s also one of the more child friendly skills.

A porcelain doll

I’ll warn you that it overcooks easily. Cook it for less time than normal pasta.

What about phoenix balut?

Is there gluten in chickpeas? I kinda prefer it to regular

VGA cables? You mean grappling hooks?

Yeah but that’s all my replacement’s problem to deal with

Asking out of curiosity, has there been a solution to electric vehicles in street parking heavy areas? Where I live, something like 90% of residential buildings are owned by a corporation, so only the super rich have driveways. But I see Teslas parked on the street absolutely everywhere

Self expression and community