I stand with reputable journalists and will be voting Joe Biden for president

I’m sorry that happened to you. I fucking hate skinheads.

What led up to it and what was the aftermath?

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They never gave him LSD, right? Just made a lawyer humiliate him in a debate about his strongly held beliefs a few times.

Maybe half ass it a little bit

If they’re not compensating you for giving 150% of your energy, then don’t give them 150% of your energy.

Like, tell them you need to catch a breath, take a “smoke break” (even if you don’t smoke, mime vape a lil ink pen in the smoking section). Rehydrate more, piss more. Say you’re dizzy. Come up with something.

How is that a ceasefire when IDF troops snipe kids and journalists in their downtime?

Does the spectrum for that word usually range from lighting the wrong side of a cigarette to serious crimes against human dignity?

I assume the guy with the solution is doing that Turkish ice cream vendor thing where he keeps sleight-of-handing it away from the rest of the government

That “I want to connect with you emotionally” tagline makes me feel like it’s a joke account, but because it’s linkedin there’s zero way to be certain with all the psychotic shit I’ve seen there.

fuck it

just going to print out the man pages for wget and study it like a religious text

If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now

I’d rather not ask

get a cheap decoy phone and exclusively use it for watching mukbang videos and messaging “your ex” (you) to take you back

I’m not scared of nuclear power

but hearing it in the same sentence as ‘Microsoft AI’ sent a shiver down my spine

This image is stained on my occipital lobe

but he still needs to collect his Q3 bonus cheque 🥺

those goddamn fucking fake UPS emails

I have never used UPS in my fucking life

every day another unread 19 in the spam folder

like, I didn’t click the shady link the first 4812 times

Why would I click it on the 4813rd email?

I think they’re waiting for all their customers to die of old age so they can just fully abandon it with no consequences

you cannot quell the hunger after tasting the flesh of a beloved pet for the first time