“did you slap fletcher reed today?”

Last I checked, and even the time before that, lol

Look, I don’t have a dick, but fuck, man, 2 a day is 2 too many.

They stopped SELLING THEM TO US!!!

I lurk!! But, thanks y’all.

There’s a hotkey. Pain in the ass, sure, but less so with a programmable mmo mouse lol

It was standard for professional correspondence where I work, but then they took out the ruler function. Why they think mouse-drawn highlighting of text looks good, I’ll never know. I asked for lightshot.

I am CRYING 🤣☠️

It’s the first thing I do when I’m breaking in a new android device: aggressively force-training it to accept all my usual expletives.

I’ve heard good things but haven’t looked into it yet. Thing is, I got so good at vba that I got a promotion out of it lmao. As archaic as it is, my work is essentially hardcoded in windows for the foreseeable future, so I have to be able to dick around in msoffice.

It’s my only hangup. I vba on the regular. Work forced win11 on me, but at home, once i can be assed, I’ll vm windows eventually and migrate completely, and scheme alternative languages for my spreadsheet wizardry lmao

Well I suppose that reminds me, I ought to comment the why and the where a bit more lol

Oh, i see. Umbrella corp = responsible for zombies

This can be repeatedly observed on Discord. You get a great server going and all it takes is a couple of twats to spoil the entire ecosystem.

I was in the middle of a dozen spreadsheets when I hit bold and formatted a column as currency, and fuck, I was not ready. I reset calibri as my default but who knows if it’ll even stick, corpo has my desktop locked down so hard 😩

Haven’t thought of that movie in years jfc lol

SPACE KAREN 😂😭☠️

Oh, dude, I’d freaky Friday with him and liquidate the fuck out of his assets into the world at large. Imo it’s worth the risk to be stuck as that potato, just to try and undo some damage, you know?

I find music and the outdoors do right by me. If you need tunes I’m sure myself and other lemmyfolk can hook you up with genres you like without helping corpo wallets. I’ll start: if you like industrial, check out The Birthday Massacre. Great Canadian band. I think their website has free downloads and they’ve got merch if you choose to support them.

GOP’s master plot of defunding public schools is years in the making in NC. Teacher pay, at least before I left, was one of the worst in the nation. As a result, this is sadly on point for the area.