not sure if it’s sarcastic: point of view

I’m waking up and it was hard to understand who were the “OTHER DDES”

(it’s writing written “does” for those like me)

Now that’s a religion I can follow, can you tell me more??

Trump still has allies?

Charlie Kirk?

and he didn’t want to go, or I’m mixing things?

Idiocraty is not satire anymore

the cemetery?

Did he sneeze? My German is not so good

I still have the first Google Home speaker I got for free via Spotify subscription years ago, and it’s as far as I went, wouldn’t have put money on this

who would enforce this?

Yeah and don’t forget this yellow tape, looks like it’s an efficient technology to stop those crazy mobsters

wait, this guy is serious? I was sure it was sarcastic

Free Hat!

Removed by mod

fighting climate change by burning petroleum! Yay

I hope this judge has a good lawyer!

Forêt morte?

I think there were already plenty of reasons before that, so the condition is unnecessary here.

edit: maybe you really meant if(true) so it’s fine.

you don’t take it on weekend?! How do you function on the weekend then?