it’s because 4 is a smaller number than 5 therefore the better price

i have a wide array of other savvy money saving tips

Thank you, that is very sensible pricing

Sgaphetti

I scrolled through, it isn’t real. I mean, you’ll have to take the word of a random person on the internet if you won’t look yourself. I’m not gonna try to discourage anyone from checking themselves, but man did their feed irritate my bowels. They’re so pants-shittingly dumb

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is bruised and spongy

The reason why is because the boss has higher stakes. When the time is up, you clock out, and the next shift picks up the slack. But for the boss, there’s no nexft shift. In fact, whap we neeff to conffider iff ffat mmphh yess more boot ffdaddy pleaphfemmphgmmmgmgmgmmf

he found ded

carrot big leaf 🥹

you could just fill a tortilla with laxatives and blunderbuss buckshot for similar end results

It’s like when children grab the toys of others. They don’t want to play with keep the toy, the fact of the toy being possessed is what makes the toy desirable. The grass is always married on the other side of the fence.

Edit: choice of wordS

“Yes, I work in… Finance something. How much do I make? I don’t even know if you’re good or bad yet.”

I was gonna go for Dolphewer (dolphin + fewer as fewer sounds like Führer)

They make the Transforming noise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That’s so Terra-centric 🙄

im gonna legume

Menace 2 beaniety

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I do love a good Simpson reference, but Quebec and Mexico are to France and Spain the same way the USA is to England… we speak the same language as our European counterparts, but with a world of difference in accents and slang

laughs in Québecois

She posts a picture of herself in the top image, but don’t feel bad, it can be hard to distinguish a cat’s gender or sex. I still don’t know how she writes these amazing articles without opposable thumbs though 🤔