38 / M / Canada/Spain

So I am a male, born in the eighties, split about 75/25 NA/EU.

Do I fit the demographic? You misunderstand…

I AM the demographic.

Floozy. I’m saving my full cheese wheels until after marriage.

If you try to give notice they’ll kidnap you and you’ll spend the next three decades of your life singlehandedly keeping the server running from a secure location somewhere in the Poconos.

Alternatively, your laptop will spontaneously combust firing you from life.

I seriously don’t understand how that fucking company is still in business.

Looks depressingly at the shiny new ThinkPad my work got me to replace my old ThinkPad… I’d get so much fucking severance if these fucks ever laid me off - is it really never going to happen?

Possibly? But VT is tiny, its like a twenty minute drive to get down to Montpelier. As a former Burlington resident I never minded that the state legislature infrastructure was a little way down the highway.

Montpelier is an amazing city! Yes, it’s tiny, but it’s beautiful and easy to walk through (outside of the winter).

Oh, does it include PvE?

It’s hilarious that you think that proprietary software is actually better.

They’ve been signaling it for more than a year now.

Oh, so that’s why I saw Tucker Carlson wearing tinfoil branded with Louis Vuitton.

By being rescued they all implicitly agreed to reimburse Disney the entire cost of the cruise.

The kids on the catamaran were reported to celebrate their incredibly boring vacation suddenly getting much better. /j

My apologies. I totally flipped some numbers. It’s actually 7% of people (not children) surveyed believe that chocolate milk is from brown cows.

Now the survey wasn’t too robust with 5000 total respondents but it’s still embarrassing that that number isn’t like “Seven American adults in total believe chocolate milk is from brown cows”

Here’s a CNN fluff piece on it https://edition.cnn.com/2017/06/16/us/chocolate-milk-help-trnd/index.html

Unchecked access to the internet by people who aren’t emotionally mature enough to handle it.

Allowing all of humanity onto the internet when 30% of people still believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows was a mistake.

Switzerland. Don’t go unless you’re perfectly happy spending 50+ USD for mediocre food per day. It is incredibly fucking expensive.

Just to clarify - there is no direct chemical addiction mechanism with mj. You can become emotionally or psychologically dependent on it but there’s no physical addiction mechanism involved.

It’s super helpful for breaking migraines and has other medicinal uses. The trips are pretty chill and it isn’t even chemically addictive.

Starmer might be a slimey little bitch in every other regard but if he can keep the people of Ukraine free then I salute him.

I just wish literally any other major labor MP had been picked for PM since then we might see positive economic action.

People ask me to do shit and I do it… unless someone asks me to do something else before I’m done.