I wonder what country all the scientists will go to this time

That actually sounds pretty amusing just from the description there

Damn it i didnt consider the metals or that.

People who try spliffs 3x more likely to try a bong.

Could there be a spherical object inside that tube? Just for familiarities sake

This is it. Ask basically any adult of any age and they’ll tell you things were better in the past.

Most of it wasn’t. They were just happier then.

Someone out there married a bridge. Humans will pair-bond with fucking anything. Its part of what makes us us, but also spits out some real bizarre shit at the extremes.

Imagining that bridge could also talk back for real and properly pretend to be in love. Not so hard to imagine its real.

The Parks and Recreation voting machine bit is weirdly the best outcome you can realistically hope for.

Its simple. Give them more control and power over you or youre a pedophile.

I don’t bother with manuals any more. I never manage to retain much information unless I need it right now. Way easier to just fumble along and find what I need when I need it and cobble together a half-baked “understanding”.

Should go get some ADHD meds one day.

I remember about the hot air about .1 seconds before it hits me in the face. Ive got just enough time to go “Oh”

Im scared of playing it. 1 and 2 were incredible and then 3 just had way too much time before it came out. Nothing it could realistically be would match the hopes and expectations I’ll have attached to it.

I might give this a try if it appears on gamepass or supercheap

That was a wild episode of the USA show. Will this man spend life in jail, or get away with it by becoming “the leader of the free world” (AGAIN)!? Tune in next week to find out!

Hopefully he just vets them by asking grok “should I hire these guys”

Not cartoons, but I always wanted to know what a snozzberry tastes like.

Also any food that makes a smell that makes you float through the air, suspended by your nostrils.

I play a kind of bingo in my head when I show my kids old stuff. Just tally up “thats from fortnite”

You’re not kidding about file structure. I haven’t got a fucking clue how to do it with phones. Every thing is just “in here somewhere” and it’ll pray the search feature can find it when I eventually locate the file browser.

I miss my PC

Take me back to laughing at The Day Today

I never considered that being outraged as an adult was actually half of that contract. Im gonna have to practise the old man fist shake

Thats what led me here. I used the word kill in a post, 7 day ban unless I appealed. I appealed with the word “context”. Permaban.

I would have just made a new account but that was the 4th time and I was done.