Just another voice yelling in the void.
I’ve probably protested for your rights. I’m definitely on at least one list.
I believe firmly that everyone should have a fair shake and as much freedom as they can be afforded - so long as it does not encroach on the freedoms of others.
Occasionally a wordy cunt who will type a book when a sentence or two will suffice.
Oh no question. Wall street isn’t about being honest. He has a certain set of skills. You could quite comfortably draw tons of parallels to any number of organized crime groups. Dudes pure evil but if youre gonna be in the mob you might as well be the boss.
He may have missed the window where the president was cognitively capable of signing his own name. He’s already regressed to child like babbling, tantrums, and shittng his pants.
Oh don’t worry I wouldn’t kink shame. Fly your freak flag and all that. I was just dispairing at the notion of what would be an outstanding way to protest… ending up being something they’d be into. It seems the more out there and depraved something is… its just all the more likely a politician is to be doing it.
Time to start shipping pee to the GOP lawyer. Unless they’re into that.
… They probably are.
He really shoulda bought himself an island. Or a leather jacket and sold snake oil. One of those.
If you have something you are recognized for… you will cling desperately to it. Comedian? Forever chasing their best show. Sports legends hanging around too long. Its pretty human to want recognition… even if part of it is genetics and youth. Time is the great equaliser.
In the end - if the odd rituals, diets, and surgery leaves them feeling happy… let them have it. Being pretty and famous is almost a monkeys paw. Sure, everyone ages - but you get to age on a pedestal. There initially for your broad appeal… and then on public display as everyone gets to get their shots in as that youthful glow fades. Ick. I wouldn’t want it to be me.
If I were to guess… a bunch of artists produced clipart for the book and someone fit it together. Science and stuff. Page layouts get amusing frequently (sometimes intentionally…)
As far as the content of the text goes… its good advice. Some things we take for granted are not always well known. Tsunamis are terrifying and nature plays for keeps… (example) and loves to remind us of how powerless we can be. (animated example)
We can certainly laugh and call it common sense - but really, unless you start moving the second an early warning hits - you may well just be a statistic simply based on your relative location to the event.
Let’s see here… we just take your time served … apply some creative math with some leverage and we’ll have you out in a ji…
If memory serves (depends, check for your area) if you are going to be tested - demand blood because it takes longer and is more accurate so it provides an opportunity to process a bit more alcohol and isnt a refusal.
Theres a number of recommendations for that situation depending on state. And of course if youve actually had anything to drink. But yup. Definitely a perfect example.
Sacks for everyone! I feel like the title is trying to be witty. The caffeine hasn’t kicked in yet… so I’ll quietly hope someone can bag a better title for us.
Fun aside: as someone already observed - its not worth chasing down someone for retail theft. Theres insurance, shrink is factored into running costs, and you could get hurt or sued… or both. Also, while it sucks to look at it this way… if someone is stealing food… they probably needed it.
I genuinely think they need more than a painted bike and a single white line every quarter mile… and the occasional solitary sign every couple miles. Different colored paint or better signalling would go a long way in solving actual mistakes and would also kill off “willful ignorance.” If its obvious and clearly marked you can be more aggressive with tows and tickets which, in a perfect world, could finance more of the same. Open lanes could work in places where its not as easy or convenient to ‘be that guy .’
I’d like to imagine this is an 80s flick with a bridge out sign resulting in some impossible hang time.
The sheer number of people that simply (out of ignorance or malice) will use these as a turn lane… parking space… what have you probably has a bit to do with it.
Tangentially related: theres a lot of distracted and shitty drivers out there. Putting something physical between you and them tends ro make people feel safer.
I’m pretty sure this study probably could have been replaced by common sense. That said - if the presence of a study results in better handling of bike lanes… good on it.
Prolly should heavily fact check this for your area if you plan to either deny the test … or take the test while believing you can utter some magic words to make the results inadmissible.
This. 100x.
We had answer snippets long before they shit this abomination into existence. I hope they lose horribly and Germany goes for the hat trick and drops a: “oh! while you’re doing that you’ll need to remove those false results that are ads… or need to CLEARLY label them.”
I can dream.
Good call. Also if you are a religious type I’d steer clear of hallowed ground for a bit. You may start to smolder after speaking such depraved words, true as they may well be, into existence.
I’m not saying you should… but you could… use the cameras and other open sources … darkweb and whatever else and just to utterly dox each and every one of these people promoting these products. These are not tech savvy people. They are old, decrepit, and well trained in responding only to a hearty handful of totally-not-a-bribe.
If you want these cunts to worry about security and rights… you need to make it personal.
Find an open flock cam? Live stream it with a projector where people see it. Collect some damning evidence and push it right in the face of the people who think it’s secure.
My favorite discussion topic when someone starts with that protect the children bullshit:
You are totally right! But oh wait: with devices likely headed in the direction of being a beacon of ‘my user is underage’ … doesn’t that mean you can effectively, using publicly available information, play pokemon go… except with children?! After all with the leaks and cross references… they could probably just put a filter system in place and let you just find your match. Boy, girl, age, weight, build? I see you’ve made a selection! Care to cross reference with our live footage so you can find pick out that special place for the ideal get together? Need some AI help with finalizing your choice? Let’s dress them up with a bit of help from our app developer GROK! …Promise this is your child and youre just playing dress up to pick out that right gift? Alright! Here you go! Oh its actually your significant other and youre looking for something spicy… well … why not! Heres a few more images with some fun playful outfits for the bedroom… we did you a favor and put them in a couple recommended positions we completely recommend. Go get em king! You’re ready!
Usually by this point they’ve shut the hell up and are now contemplating how to put the genie back bottle. Feel free to use some creative flair. If they dont look like they are about to be ill - you clearly need to go harder.
Damn this seems dark. Just anybody could steal our children. And so easily! We should probably gps tag them at birth. We’ll call it loli-jack. This way we’ll never lose another kid. I’m sure that won’t backfire… Hey and kids grow fast. Maybe some mandatory 3d scans of them during yearly checkups. Obviously so AI can track them if they are being trafficed. No way to disguise them then! Oh and then we can totally sell those totally anonomized scans to help with…
You’ll feel positively disgusting if youre doing it right.
After care is important: the thing I recommend is washing yourself down with iso alcohol. Get a good scrub in. Then get that inner cleanse with a stiff shot and a good cry in the fetal position in the shower. Fuck I hate this timeline.
Prolly can buy 50 sample cups for a buck or two - get the kids and some food color and you have all manner of variations with none of the risk. Feeling fancy? I hear tell they sell the fake stuff for… reasons. But on their end they need to play what’s in the box because… maybe this one is real and they don’t know.