Got a fascist in your family? Be sure to cancel their vote with your own!

Got a fascist in your family? Be sure to cancel their vote!

Feed them to the poor!

Buckle up bonehead, you’re going for a ride

Starting to lift weights was the best decision I ever made and the best habit I’ve ever formed. Nagging aches and pains are basically a thing of the past. I’m way more useful, and my lower body, which was once withered and useless after a decade of working in an office, have been replaced with tree trunks and a dump-truck ass

A couple of the accessory benefits of this that in order to support my lifting progress I now eat way better, quit drinking and prioritize proper sleep. Overall it’s just been a huge increase in quality of life

Everyone deserves food, shelter and safety

Strength training has such an incredible impact on your overall wellbeing everyone should incorporate it into their routine as much as possible

I saw Trump and Alex get hit by the libs’ trans lasers and then their penises turned into vaginas and Alex’s vagina looked at me

Now they know where to install the urinal

Damn I forgot all about this, that was a serious birdstrike

I haven’t played this since it was new, so my memory is a little foggy…

H.A.R.P. Scientist here - we use gravity waves to control the weather. The lasers are used to make the flies really aggressive. Hope that clears up the confusion

Something like “Temporarily inconvenienced billionaires” I think?

He’s still going to deadname his daughter

Thinking that there is no reason to take your shoes off is the most American thing in the world. There is poop, pee, puke, pollen, pollution, parvo and prions out there, among other things.

In Japan the entryway of a house is usually a step lower than the rest of the house. It is considered part of the outside, where the shoes stay, as well as all of the dirty things from the outside that are on the shoes. And symbolically, your troubles from the outside world are not brought into the house either. It’s a major faux pas to wear your shoes in the house past this step and bring all that shit inside. Interesting contrast

Shoes in the house

This is one of the memes of all time