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They’ll probably charge you for it.

This is so stupid, I love it.

Quadshooter. (There is also a true facts episode on the echidna)

Yeah he did get too close, and also I don’t think he’d want us taking out wildlife because it happened.

If you cut this worm in half do you get a bobbit worm?

Isn’t the water in sprinkler systems a stagnant mess too?

*doppelbanger

And as a bonus the flows were never fully specc’d each time right?

If I get to learn something then that’s a bonus.

X chromosomes are stored in the balls

Using Fastmail

• works with 1Password to generate masked emails
• plus and subdomain addressing

In case those features are important to you

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Edit: since no one is biting here’s the full joke

“Hi, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
“Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I’ll tell you a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I will hear a TCP joke.”
“Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.”
“Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.”
“I’m sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”

Maybe it’s Moobelline

“Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”

You can get a clock that is set up counter clockwise to mess with people

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Crippling anxiety?

Planetary intergalactic.