• SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      The tiniest balls! The very most shrunken! They look like two orange raisins! And his peen? The most bigly tiny mushroom dick there is! Melanoma needs an electron microscope to give him a handie! Tiny, OK? A hamster is hung better! In fact no one who has ever lived has smaller junk than Tr*mp, believe me!

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        29 minutes ago

        Melanoma needs an electron microscope to give him a handie!

        It’s not really a handie if you’re using tweezers.