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minus-squareAmnesigenic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down6·16 hours agoZero car accidents, flawless driving record. There are lots of things you can’t do, doesn’t mean they can’t be done.
minus-squareGiveOver@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·13 hours agoHopefully you don’t kill anybody else when it finally happens
minus-squareAmnesigenic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down2·8 hours agoYou can sleep soundly, my driving skills and reflexes will continue being unreasonably good for another 2 or 3 decades at least, and I doubt I’ll still be driving myself anywhere by that point
Zero car accidents, flawless driving record. There are lots of things you can’t do, doesn’t mean they can’t be done.
Hopefully you don’t kill anybody else when it finally happens
You can sleep soundly, my driving skills and reflexes will continue being unreasonably good for another 2 or 3 decades at least, and I doubt I’ll still be driving myself anywhere by that point
RemindMe! 30 years