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  • Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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    19 days ago

    Support would be like

    User reports lightbulb is broken. Tries to talk user through troubleshooting. Problem resolved by turning on light.

    • NABDad@lemmy.world
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      19 days ago

      More like:

      Use reports lightbulb is broken. Support spends an hour talking user through diagnostic tests. Determines that the lightbulb in question is a houseplant.

    • Sabata@ani.social
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      19 days ago

      User can not find switch. Guided to switch, user said switch operation is too complicated and refused further troubleshooting. Escalated.

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        19 days ago

        User is very upset. It was a broken bulb last time, so it must be a broken bulb this time. Why can’t the help desk make bulbs that don’t break? Bulb was fine, user was locking and unlocking the door instead of flipping the light switch.