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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Supreme Court Waiting For Latest Check to Clear Before Deciding if Trump Stays on Ballot

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Supreme Court Waiting For Latest Check to Clear Before Deciding if Trump Stays on Ballot

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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Officials at the Supreme Court announced their decision on whether or not Donald Trump should be allowed on the 2024 ballot hinges on whether or not their agreed-upon bribes clear on time.
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    I’m not convinced this is actually false…

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      It is. They are compensated in vacations and RVs.

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        And checks pay for those. QED

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          Ye, but they never SEE the check. So that makes everything ok and above board. No need to looks at these books mister lawman: they’re all clean 😎

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