cross-posted from: https://piefed.social/post/1087077
Warner Bros. Discovery Announces Post-Split Company Names, Executive Leadership Teams
David Zaslav will have made hundreds of millions of dollars to merge and then de merge these companies. Tell me again how CEOs are more valuable workers
he also enabled conservatives to take over CNN, he allowed MALONE to do this.
Yeah of course but honestly conservatives have controlled all American media for 30 years
So they merged, fucked up a whole bunch of properties and canned others and then just split like nothing happened?
The way out is through.
Only the business consultants who recommended rebranding “HBO Max” to “HBO Max” (over the course of three years) could’ve come up with something so bold.
it would be HBO MAX+ next, or HBO ULTRA MAX+
They should tap into the gamer market. HBO Min/Max - Optimize your viewing habits to minimize not fun while maximizing fun fun!
If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, remember that there are people who are paid to be marketers.
Points to them for not calling Warner Bros. “Discovery” and Discovery “Warner Bros.”.
I was hoping for
Disco Bros and Warnervery
We’re the Warner Bros!
And the Warner Sister!
And the Warner Very
What will they think of next?
Warner Brothers > fast forward > Time Warner (when i was child) > AOL Time Warner > WarnerMedia > Warner Brothers Discovery > Warner Brothers.
That must takes a long time to decide :)
Some consulting firm surely was paid a few million to come up with these names.
Consulting Firm: Let’s roll the dice, do we wanna confuse customers with new names?
“If we confuse them now, we can get another contract in a few years to fix the naming situation again!”
I totally thought this was a joke…
How many meetings were wasted on that
The people in charge are not smarter than you.
What’s in a name?
Apparently a whole lot
We’re at the point that any name recognition is worth serious coin
Merging the 2 companies is the best idea ever!
Splitting into 2 companies is the best idea ever!
Well, which is it?
“We Fucked It Up Corp.”
“I hate Discovery.”
“This isn’t the Star Trek show.”
“Oh… never mind.”
Hey, are we going to get the original Discovery channel back? Or any of the good ones from old cable? No? Oh well…
people refer it as STD, and people joked how bad the show is, and its a disease.
