Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days agoI had only gone in the store to buy something. But when I saw this I took up their offer to relieve some of my stresslemmy.worldimagemessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1249arrow-down17
arrow-up1242arrow-down1imageI had only gone in the store to buy something. But when I saw this I took up their offer to relieve some of my stresslemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days agomessage-square9fedilink
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up12·14 days agoElderly unwashed man with warts on his hands, strolls up “What can I do you for you, young pleasant sir?”
minus-squareGrostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·14 days ago*points at the sign while silently staring at the old man and giving an him expectant look
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-214 days ago“Ah, the special. I’ll prepare a table with condiments for you immediately, and notify the chef of your hog preferences”
minus-squareMickey7@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·14 days agoLOL. It would be my luck to be “serviced” by some old pervert with ugly hands. And probably warts in his mouth
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·14 days agoI would not be surprised with all the questions you ask.
minus-squareIceman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-212 days agoExperienced and ribbed for your pleasure. You dirty old man 😍
Elderly unwashed man with warts on his hands, strolls up
“What can I do you for you, young pleasant sir?”
*points at the sign while silently staring at the old man and giving an him expectant look
“Ah, the special. I’ll prepare a table with condiments for you immediately, and notify the chef of your hog preferences”
LOL. It would be my luck to be “serviced” by some old pervert with ugly hands. And probably warts in his mouth
I would not be surprised with all the questions you ask.
Experienced and ribbed for your pleasure. You dirty old man 😍