Hmm…
Wishing Mr. Vance a speedy transition to power. Preferably like, tonight.
Wishing for the rest of the world he has a speedy transition right back out of power. Preferably like, very slightly later, also tonight.
Just a quick reminder that the next person in the line to become president after the Vice President and the President are no longer able to perform the job is the Speaker of the House.
I thereby direct you to take a look at who the Speaker of the House is currently.
It’s shit heads all the way down.
It is very unlikely to ever get to the speaker. Everyone in the line doesn’t move up one. If trump dies, vance becomes president but Johnson doesn’t suddenly ascend to vp. Vance selects a new vp that I believe needs senate confirmation.
Not really. Trump and Vance would have to both die at essentially the same time for the role to be given to the speaker. In any other situation, Vance would become president and then nominate a new VP.
A new vice president has to be confirmed by the Senate. That takes time.
The cure is the same regardless of how many Nazis step up to fill the role of their fallen accomplices.
It’s always turtles all the way down.
Had me going in the first half, not gonna lie.
As evidenced by the damp cushions, Vance doesn’t do pulling-out.
Corpses generally don’t.
Anyone remember the show Designated Survivor?
That would make Mike Johnson next in line
Might have to reload if this keeps up.
That’s what spare magazines are for :)
I am curious how many simultaneous heart attacks would have to happen before we get to somebody sane
It doesn’t look good. United States presidential line of succession - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_line_of_succession
As a run of the mill average American Joe, holy shit! They got every single spot except. That should be illegal. But at least most of them got big tits. Probably even Frank Sinatra’s dead horse’s strep infected asshole voice double…you know the one.
Every day I pray for a certain notebook to land in the grass in front of me.
The notebook rules do imply either oblivion or eternal servitude though (And an afterlife to lose suddenly seems much more likely if you’re finding magic killer notebooks) Gotta trick someone else into writing down the names for you.
- The human who uses this note can neither go to heaven nor to hell
Small price to pay. The real downside if such a thing exists is someone with worse intentions could use it.
J.D. Vance isn’t ready to run a Wendy’s.
He is ready to run a couch store. Not to be left alone in one, though.
“Sir, this is a country…”
Or even a Desktop cleanup.
it’s his turn 🙏
LOL that fat fuck Vance has zero charisma, therefore will not be POTUS. Americans want a celebrity.
Thats why he had to put himself next in line, because he could never win himself. Hes gonna do Trump like he did the Pope
Love the assumption that the elections aren’t already fixed.
While leaving a rollerskate at the top of the stairs.
I mean, that’s his job, right? Like, his one definite real job? He’s “ready”? I should fucking hope so.
He certainly doesn’t seem to be doing anything else useful…and I’m glad of that. A competent Vance would be far worse than what America has now.
That was the goal from the start.
I’ve said from the beginning that one way or another he’d be out right after the midterms (so Vance could have 2 full terms after taking over this one), but maybe il Douche isn’t gonna be able to make it that long. The main thing Vance et. al. have to make sure of is that everything happens in a way that the base will accept as legit and won’t interpret as a coup or conspiracy against Daddy.
This is proof that Vance is poisoning Trump!
Bro I’ve been looking EVERYWHERE to see if Trump has been seen today. Best I came up with was a zoomed in picture of his face at the golf course. It has so many pixels it barely resembles him and his face is swollen as hell and his nose doesn’t even look normal.
Please Jesus let this be the weekend we get some good news !!!
Does he know that being the current US President needs to suck Putin’s dick? Does he understand that?
I mean we saw him at the meeting with Zelenskyy. He’s got callouses on his knees already.
I’ve no doubt he can fit Putin’s dick in there along with Peter Thiel’s.
I mean, yeah, probably the thing he’s best at
He can’t wait, got his technique down and all.
he dead
Don’t give me false hope
why is this news, that’s his fucking job.
Be happy that we’re not in the Battlestar Galactica and the secretary of education becomes President. (Linda McMahon)
I can’t wait to see South Park having to put their version of Vance into the Oval Office.
Lock up your couches…
