SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 years agoCan serial killers sell their carbon offsets?message-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1137arrow-down119
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minus-squareAdamEatsAss@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·2 years agoScientists said we had to take drastic measures to stop global warming.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·2 years agoIf Taylor Swift knocked off a toddler she could have almost six hundred hours of guilt free private jet time.
minus-squaremaiskanzler@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years agoShe might even argue for significantly more hours if she wipes out an entire blood line at once.
minus-squaretwei@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoSo what you’re saying is that the whole middle-east conflict is really just there to save the climate? /s
Spitting straight facts
Scientists said we had to take drastic measures to stop global warming.
If Taylor Swift knocked off a toddler she could have almost six hundred hours of guilt free private jet time.
She might even argue for significantly more hours if she wipes out an entire blood line at once.
So what you’re saying is that the whole middle-east conflict is really just there to save the climate? /s