“Finally cancelling my Spotify subscription – why am I paying for a fuckass app that works worse than it did 10 years ago, while their CEO spends all my money on technofascist military fantasies?” said one user on X.

Delete your Twitter account too you twatwaffle.

This is basically the plot of IT.

Who hasn’t thought about cumming where you came from?

I thought I’d be able to come with something funny but apparently I can’t on the spot so no it’s just a dumb reference to you being on the admin team there.

I don’t know the admin team at db0 can be interesting at times.

After all, the hardest part of owning a Mac isn’t learning how to use it. It’s figuring out how to get your penis unstuck from the floppy drive.

It’s like when dogs fuck and they stay stuck together until the knot deflates or the female gets scared and runs away ripping the male dog’s dick clean off.

and say nothing too novel, strange or controversial

I’ve never had a novel, strange or controversial thought in my life.

I disagree.

I put drugs in my pancakes.

How are you doing fellow sex haver?

A lot of times when cops show up it’s hard to tell who the good guys and bad guys are though when they all have lawyers.

I wonder if they know any good lawyers.

I’ve seen polls showing that many progressives voted and many right-leaning democrats didn’t so I think the answer is to lean harder right to capture those votes.

If you are older then twelve I don’t think you have a chance.

Nah, people who didn’t vote for Harris screwed the world.

Glad to hear you’re not one of them.

One and a half hours outside of Toronto, that’s like a block away from downtown right?

Single issue voters always make the world a worse place.

They had the same foreign policy every administration since Israel became a country did but some people chose now to get upset about it.

The world is a worse place now because Harris didn’t win.

Biden second term would have be heaven compared to this.

I don’t think you’re allowed to make fun of Drake because he used to be in a wheelchair.