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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 年前

Can serial killers sell their carbon offsets?

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Can serial killers sell their carbon offsets?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 年前
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOP
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    Why do you think I’m worth so much?

    I’m flattered and flustered.

    • JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works
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      It would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.

      • THE MASTERMIND@feddit.ch
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        Lol that would be really something

    • explodicle@local106.com
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      Why do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?

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        It’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.

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          That’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOP
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            Are you a semen producer denialist?

            • explodicle@local106.com
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              No, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.

              • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOP
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                You probably don’t swallow the company loads, right?

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                  Company?

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