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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago
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    12 hours ago

    Your sweater looks warm … did you mom make that?

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      Technically, yes.

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    I had a suite-mate in college that basically had to do this with his neck. His facial hair just kept going all the way down his neck and connected to his thick chest hair. He just picked a line when shaving and stopped.

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      Needed to learn how to do a sick fade.

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    8 hours ago

    That’s hot

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    13 hours ago

    I saw a guy once with no gap between his beard and his chest hair.

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      There was probably no gap from head to finger or toe.

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        13 hours ago

        That might’ve just been Bigfoot.

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          I’m reasonably sure they call themselves “bears”.

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      “You probably think that with my beard, I’m probably really hairy all over… nope. Completely shaved.”

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    10 hours ago

    Me when my keys tumbled out of my breast pocket into a fire I was poking and I instinctively snatched them back out.

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    14 hours ago

    Why?

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      13 hours ago

      Now they can follow their dream of hand modelling.

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      13 hours ago

      Surgery prep?

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      To pass off the arm hair as a shirt

      Could also be weird body hair patterns

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    13 hours ago

    This image sounds like the DK Rap

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    14 hours ago

    itches hands sympathetically

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    Iirc wasn’t this the guy who posted to reddit like “I shaved my hands and it was a mistake what do I do”?

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    Happy to see the transplant went well. Do all the fingers work?

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    Idk why but this is hilarious to me 😆

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    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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    Nice sweater

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    This is me but with tan lines instead lol, from biker gloves.

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    Why stop there? Keep going!

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