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bgainor@thelemmy.club to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago

Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver

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Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver

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bgainor@thelemmy.club to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago
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ST. GEORGE, UT—As questions continue to swirl regarding the motive behind last week’s assassination of Charlie Kirk, The Wall Street Journal published a bombshell investigation Monday that suggests alleged gunman Tyler Robinson, 22, once had a transgender Uber driver. “In its thorough examination of the suspect’s activities in the years leading up the shooting, the […]
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    My ex-cousin’s brother’s uncle heard he listens to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra at Christmas

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      I mean, they are hugely pop popular in Utah, so almost certain he went. He probably didn’t even need a trans-lation

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      🤘🤘🤘

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    BREAKING - A receipt from Midas was found in Tyler Robinson’s glove box with a hand written note about some kind of Trans Mission. More on this important story as it develops.

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      @psycho_driver
      Midas? Is that related to some kind of Trans Port?
      @bgainor

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    Guys I found shocking info.

    His professor asked the students to transfer the assignments through the internet. OMG THIS WOKENESS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED! 😡😡😡

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    He was trans-sported

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      I hope all trans Uber drivers call themselves The Trans-porter.

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    He drove a Trans-Am

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    He grew up watching trans-formers

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      If this isn’t indoctrination I don’t know what is.

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      Hey! I loved the go-bots!

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    Every time I have a trans uber driver I either lose my oenis or get a new one. It’s gotta stop.

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      snip snap, snip snap

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        snap-on, snap-off

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      Its crazy what people leave behind on those things.

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    his phone was a trans-ceiver

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      I mean… technically

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    This narrative is trans-parent

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    I heard he recently made a trans-action at the store.

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    He also hates trans fats.

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      According to Fox News he loved fat trans.

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    He once drove on the Trans-Canada highway

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    His favourite vampire lived in Trans-ylvania

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    BREAKING - A private investigator hired by JD Vance has uncovered evidence that Tyler Robinson very likely encountered a trans person on multiple occasions while playing online video games. More on this important story as it develops.

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    He used to play with his grandpas trans set

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