OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square218fedilinkarrow-up11.26Karrow-down114
arrow-up11.25Karrow-down1external-linkDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukOhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square218fedilink
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41arrow-down1·8 days agoI mean Jesus could release the files himself hes all powerful no?
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·8 days agoHe’s about to release the… Look squirrel!
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·8 days agoJesus is coming! Open your mouth!
minus-squareMJKee9@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 days agoBut is he powerful enough to create a rock so heavy that even he can’t lift it?
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 days agoYeah but he doesn’t know how to use windows 11, so he’s just going to print out an email and send it in the post.
minus-squaretitanicx@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down2·8 days agoJesus works for those in power so therefore he’s protecting them, that’s the only answer to this.
minus-squareJoeBigelow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·8 days agoThat’s Supply Side Jesus, the one Evangelicals worship. He’s a dick
I mean Jesus could release the files himself hes all powerful no?
He’s about to release the… Look squirrel!
Jesus is coming! Open your mouth!
Swallow the sins of man
But is he powerful enough to create a rock so heavy that even he can’t lift it?
Yeah but he doesn’t know how to use windows 11, so he’s just going to print out an email and send it in the post.
Jesus works for those in power so therefore he’s protecting them, that’s the only answer to this.
That’s Supply Side Jesus, the one Evangelicals worship. He’s a dick