Dante’s Inferno, and to a lesser extent John Milton’s Paradise Lost

Took so many words out of my mouth! :)

Grew up in a white-bread Presbyterian church, nothing crazy, but I know enough to ask hard questions. Fucking enrages Christians.

“You drive a huge SUV. Why?”

“Makes me safer.”

“Yeah, but you’re making everyone smaller less safe. What do you think Jesus would say about that?”

“Shut up Shalafi! Not doing this with you.”

And it’s not like we ever argued religion in the office, that was a one-off.