Some of you really don’t understand why Trump appeals to his base. Trump is entertaining to them. They find him charismatic and funny. They also like that he isn’t polished and that he speaks his mind, but doesn’t say anything overtly hateful, so they can pretend they’re not bigots because they can pretend he’s not a bigot. And in their minds he’s a fighter with a macho aura.

Miller is a weird kid that eats glue and glowers, and you’re pretty sure he hurts animals. He’s not entertaining or funny or macho, and he probably makes the average Trump voter uncomfortable because he seems too overtly hateful and they like to pretend that they’re not.

DeSantis was the RC Cola version of Trump. He wasn’t entertaining, but he wasn’t overtly hateful either. He seemed like a macho fighter at first. Then they all realized that he was kind of short (for a presidential candidate) and walked around in lifts because he was so insecure about it. He exudes desperation.

Vance is like DeSantis. The man wears eyeliner. The only reason he’s VP is because Peter Thiel and the crypto bros put him there, and because Trump knew he wouldn’t outshine him. He has exactly zero chance of taking up the cult leader mantle. He’d probably be able to hold things together until the end of the term, but no longer.