Sorry if rule 1 was not clear, but you can only use the spoon when eating. In the positive side of things, you will no longer have to carry an entire set.
Objection, it’s not a spork (it also has a knife edge), but assuming this gets overruled, I affirm my threat to use the unholy, very clearly haunted, and quite possibly toxic, number 3 spoon to threaten OP for the right to use any normal spoon.
Then we have an accord. IRL, I carry a cutlery set among the various other accoutrements in my bag, so we should be good.
Sorry if rule 1 was not clear, but you can only use the spoon when eating. In the positive side of things, you will no longer have to carry an entire set.
Violence it is then:
Your request was about “a normal spoon”. The object in the picture is a spork.
My client decided that your request should be rejected, and you have to use spoon 3.
Incorrect, it’s a KnSpork. Our only proof of superior alien life on earth.
sprife
Objection, it’s not a spork (it also has a knife edge), but assuming this gets overruled, I affirm my threat to use the unholy, very clearly haunted, and quite possibly toxic, number 3 spoon to threaten OP for the right to use any normal spoon.