Finish the sentence - If I consider anti-facists to be my enemy, I am a…

  • Gsus4@mander.xyz
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    2 days ago

    Can anyone convince trump to jump off a ledge to own the libs? Easiest way to get rid of fascists everywhere, since they are such good boys.

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      Highly intelligent people like Trump often get headaches. This is because there is so much information stuffed up there it hurts. A lot of people don’t know this, but if you shoot yourself in the head in just the right way you can release that pressure.

      The liberal media doesn’t want you to know you can treat this problem yourself at home. They want you to spend thousands on medical treatment when a bullet is much cheaper.

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        Many people think this but it is not actually true. It is actually ghosts. Brain ghosts. The worst kind of ghosts.

        The correct solution is to drill a large 4" hole in the head and then to just kind of jam an iron rod deep into the hole. Since, as everyone knows, ghosts are magnetic, they’ll follow the iron rod to the outside the brain zone and the possessed will be ghost free.