(Memphis, TN) A recent poll of republican voters shows that 89% want more videos of angry or crying liberal Americans, while only 3% want the consequences of the actions that anger them. The poll, released Wednesday, matches the general sentiment of republican lawmakers as well.

Stuart Bibby, an unemployed international shipping manager, expressed sentiments common to many polled. “I love it when those sissy liberals cry over tariffs,” he said in line at a food pantry. “I just wish I didn’t have to wait so long for my momma’s medicine, it’s been held by customs for 4 weeks now.”

Andrea Coggins, a laid-off Federal worker also in line, said: “I’m glad to hear people cry about trimming the excess waste in the federal government, I just wish the mix-up with my department could be cleared up soon. What we did was crucial to running the government, so this was clearly a mistake.”

Lawmakers also want to aggravate their fellow citizens without consequences - Republican leaders acknowledge how had this can be. “We considered passing a law that only democrats would suffer, but we couldn’t find a legal way to target such a diverse group. It’s much easier to be racist, I’m afraid.”

Some Americans enjoy the effects all citizens are suffering. Leo Sturbgetter, a cow detangling company owner in Rawlins, Wyoming, says the lack of competition is helping his business. “I used to charge $30/hr to detangle a herd… now that them ca-Sucks aren’t around I get $100. I’m glad to see president trump helping the common man that’s rich enough to be a business owner.”