• Zaplinaki@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    be 5’ 7"

    not attractive to most women (aww)

    every airplane seat feels like first class

    live longer on average (aww)

    workout once a week and look buff

    no car is too small

    sleep like a king in beds of any size

    women generally trust you more easily cos your presence is non-threatening

    You know it’s not that bad of a trade. Y’all sixfooters have fun with the girls.

    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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      21 hours ago

      I’m not quite 5’8, and I was in the Marines, where obviously size was made to be something, especially in the infantry, but I always used to just tell dudes that I’m harder to shoot, and in the unlikely event they get me before you, I’m easier to carry to safety. Fucking win-win as far as I’m concerned.

      And with those days long behind me, and married with a short wife and hort kids of my own, I’m the biggest thing in the world to them. So just find an equally short person to spend your life with. Or don’t, nothing matter!

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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      1 day ago

      It’s true. Women trust me partially because…wtf am I going to do to them? Sit on her head? Bite her ankles? So, I’m one of the only two being driven by my co-worker nowadays. Bonus points for having given up on relationships, because even if I was in the mood for those, I don’t have time for no personal life.