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POV: You're a programmer

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POV: You're a programmer

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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    He won’t be done debugging her by then. She’ll be ready for beta testing next year.

  • lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com
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    There are far more male programmers… As a programmer, be gay or stay alone… Choose!

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      Oh that explains why my wife is gay

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldOP
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      There are those who transition, so a significant chunk of that male programmer population is “male” as in quotation marks, only that some transition earlier than others. Does not guarantee that you can get the transgender autistic puppygirl (or other variations) of your dreams, since many of them are lesbians.

      But also feel free to look outside your field for a partner. It’s okay to date an artist as a programmer.

    • daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      It’s not gay if I’m wearing programming socks.

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    Jokes on her, I’ve transitioned since last Christmas.

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      You can still bring a girl though

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      I am the girl! Hmm, but maybe I’ll bring another one too? 🤔

      • Billegh@lemmy.world
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        The more the merrier!

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          it’s yuletide! everyone (except that person. they know what they did) is welcome and celebrated!

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    Who needs a girl when you have monads to keep you warm?

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      Or become a girl with gonads

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    You just need to find a girl that also likes Tsoding! Then, you can ask her “Hey, do you have plans for Christmas? I’d love it if we could do AoC (Advent of Code) in a language we both hate!”

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      Well shit, I’ve never seen AoC before - I’m not usually very interested in programming just for fun, but I might give that a try!

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    You gotta admit though, Haskell is crazy good for parsing and marshaling data

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      Yes. I’m divided into “hum… 100 lines is larger than I expected” and “what did he mean ‘from scratch’? did he write the parser combinators? if so, 100 lines is crazy small!”

      But I’m settling in believing 80 of those lines are verbose type declarations.

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        With recursive list comprehensions you can cram quite some complexity into one line of code.

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        You could probably write a very basic parser combinator library, enough to parse JSON, in 100 lines of Haskell

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          Judging by the Parser newtype, he did.

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    NOTE: no proper error reporting

    Add those few lines, will ya?

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      But that would break the 111 line rule.

      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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        There’s a rule?

        Not anymore.

  • RedSnt 👓♂️🖥️@feddit.dk
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    Prisoner of war?

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      Paucity of waifu

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        Pupil of Women

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      not sure if it’s sarcastic: point of view

      • AugustWest@lemmy.world
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        Title is edited

      • RedSnt 👓♂️🖥️@feddit.dk
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        I did consider taking a screenshot before the edit from POW to POV, but eh.

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    Prisoner Of War:

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldOP
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      There was no ESL moment in Ba Sing Se!

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        Eastern Sign Language?

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          English Second Language

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    I wouldn’t trust a guy letting their battery go that low either

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    A JSON parser in Haskell, what a day to have eyes

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    AI girlfriend

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    If you are writing a parser in haskell just use Happy and get it over with

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