MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoGreat Depression: Part Deuxlemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square217fedilinkarrow-up11.16Karrow-down17
arrow-up11.16Karrow-down1external-linkGreat Depression: Part Deuxlemmy.worldMTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square217fedilink
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-222 hours ago“You can have the funeral in the alley behind the restaurant during lunch. Throw your wife in the dumpster after you’re done.” -Your manager
minus-squaremastertigurius@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·15 hours ago“The price of meat is skyrocketing, you sure your wife couldn’t… contribute?” -Owner
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 hours ago“Your wife didn’t have enough meat on her bones, bring in your eldest child on Monday.” -Corporate
minus-squaremastertigurius@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 hours agoToday’s special: Long pig served with boiled potatoes, haluski and dandelion salad. Pay only 1$ extra for entree (mystery meatball soup) and 50c extra for dessert (vinegar pie)
“You can have the funeral in the alley behind the restaurant during lunch. Throw your wife in the dumpster after you’re done.”
-Your manager
“The price of meat is skyrocketing, you sure your wife couldn’t… contribute?”
-Owner
“Your wife didn’t have enough meat on her bones, bring in your eldest child on Monday.”
-Corporate
Today’s special:
Long pig served with boiled potatoes, haluski and dandelion salad. Pay only 1$ extra for entree (mystery meatball soup) and 50c extra for dessert (vinegar pie)