WASHINGTON D.C. - US President Donald Trump's planned White House ballroom, requiring the complete demolition of the historic East Wing, is being criticized by Canadians who will now never get to light the building on fire for a second time since the War of 1812.
Still plenty of building left to burn! Come on down, Canadians!
Happy to oblige, but respectfully I think we should let China, Guatemala, Indonesia, Cuba, the Congo, Dominican Republic, Peru, Laos, Vietnam, Cambodia, Lebanon, Grenada, Libya, Nicaragua, Iran, Panama, Iraq, Kuwait, Somalia, Bosnia, Sudan, Afghanistan and Serbia have a go at it first.
(this is a list of countries the US has bombed since WW2)
I’m all for it! Heck, come on down together and blow up the whole damn thing, you’d be doing us a favor!
Ain’t no party like a burning down the White House party.
We all come to together and sit aside our differences.