• Madison420@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    I’ve been drinking tonight

    No, you don’t say?

    Maybe I’ll feel bad in the morning

    Doubtful, drinking just reveals who you really are. If you’re an abusive drunk I have some bad news for you.

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        9 hours ago

        Clearly no, of you want to make a scene I invite you to but you’re not going to weasel your way into my life champ.

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          8 hours ago

          Really latched onto the alcohol part of my fun here too, I wonder what sort of projection that is. Personal history, family?

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              8 hours ago

              I believe I said “I’ve been drinking”, which leaves you to apparently assume that means I’m drunk, which is silly, because unless you’ve never had a beer, you would realize a few pints on a Saturday night is a pretty normal thing for people to do, and makes the sort of interaction we’re having so much more fun than it would normally be. We’re catching up on stranger things before the new season bit I’ve seen this but enough to dedicate more of my attention to my new friend!

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                8 hours ago

                I’m not assuming, I’m making an educated guess based on your admission and your actions. It’s again not a big leap. Ps that’s not a normal thing people do, that’s a normal thing for drunks to do.

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          8 hours ago

          I don’t think 4 low ABV beers in as many hours really counts as drunk. And I don’t think a person can really “act” on the Internet, just quasi-“speak”, and if I’m not mistaken my “speech” is pretty clear. I am genuinely having a good time and you just seem sooo worked up. Call me a troll, call me whatever you like, but keep calling me and I’ll just keep on responding. The wife is asleep and I don’t really have anything better to do.😘

          Your turn!

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            8 hours ago

            Nope just means you’re lying about the amount and functional drunks abound.

            Already took the beating I take it? Check to make sure she’s still breathing, maybe she isn’t this time.

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              8 hours ago

              You must have some serious skeletons in the closet to be making such bold assumptions dude, it’s a really sick thing to just assume. Somebody hurt you and alcohol was obviously involved. Sorry dude, that’s lame.

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                8 hours ago

                It’s not a huge leap, if you’re willing to get hammered and abuse strangers you’re statistically more likely to abuse your family members.

                You’re an abusive drunk, stop acting like an abusive drunk and it would be far less likely that I’ll treat you like an abusive drunk.

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                  8 hours ago

                  Yea, you got me dead to rights. Every day after work I go to the bar before I go home. Everyone there knows my name! I get loaded, drive my pickup truck home in the middle of the road, and then, Straight to the Moon, right when I get in the door. Like clockwork