• buttnugget@lemmy.world
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      15 hours ago

      Sure. I am physically, morally, emotionally, intellectually, and spiritually superior to everyone from anywhere else in the world.

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        2 days ago

        Or the story about a lawsuit that only makes sense when you reframe it as a florida man headline in your mind

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          2 days ago

          exactly this “florida man hit himself in the head with a hammer, sued the hammer company and won a bazillion dollars” stuff

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            Frivolous lawsuits are mostly a fake thing McDonald’s convinced the public of so they wouldn’t have to pay medical bill for someone after serving coffee that was way too hot. The reason for most big payouts for injuries is because the medical system is broken.

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            And then he new what to do next and bought his whole family hammers from the hammer company.