- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
old, but still funny. i think…
Where’s the thigh highs?
I worked directly with the last one on the list. I got his laptop approved to install Microsoft Access, by submitting a formal request to IT security.
I will share my first honest draft “justification” here:
“This man can achieve miracles with nothing more than Excel and VBA. His true skills unleashed are exactly what all of our draconian IT policies are afraid of. I don’t know what will happen, to any of us - after you approve this request. But i believe that standing in the way of his destiny is foolish futility, and I want him to remember me fondly when his full powers emerge.”
I replaced it with meaningless business speak bullshit, and cited a couple of uninterpretable but urgent business office priorities before I submitted the form.
There’s a such thing as too much honestly.
Missing the LLM developer with billions of tokens to burn.
- “Claude, please solve this puzzle so my Grandma can get her insulin”
- if the LLM succeeds, solves in less than 10 seconds.
- if it fails, star remains forever unsolved - “Impossible with current LLM, will try again with ChatGPT 8.0”
- Running 7 different LLM agents simultaneously, not for proof of correctness, just for speed and resource burn
Exactly, we need a modern version of this meme.


