old, but still funny. i think…

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    26 days ago

    I worked directly with the last one on the list. I got his laptop approved to install Microsoft Access, by submitting a formal request to IT security.

    I will share my first honest draft “justification” here:

    “This man can achieve miracles with nothing more than Excel and VBA. His true skills unleashed are exactly what all of our draconian IT policies are afraid of. I don’t know what will happen, to any of us - after you approve this request. But i believe that standing in the way of his destiny is foolish futility, and I want him to remember me fondly when his full powers emerge.”

    I replaced it with meaningless business speak bullshit, and cited a couple of uninterpretable but urgent business office priorities before I submitted the form.

    There’s a such thing as too much honestly.

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    27 days ago

    Missing the LLM developer with billions of tokens to burn.

    • “Claude, please solve this puzzle so my Grandma can get her insulin”
    • if the LLM succeeds, solves in less than 10 seconds.
    • if it fails, star remains forever unsolved - “Impossible with current LLM, will try again with ChatGPT 8.0”
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        25 days ago

        I think they meant Vim-golfingor other code-golfing?

        Which…uh…yeah, I’ve been guilty of. Maybe not formally, but I’ve definitely made changes just to satisfy my private pride.

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          25 days ago

          I appreciate the response. But “golfing” was likely just an autocorrect from trying to type “coding” when they made the meme.

          Or maybe you’re making another joke. If so, /woosh to me.