No email means no worky

They tried to warn us.
We didn’t listen
*Microsoft 364
*Microsoft Copilot 364 Outlook
Real Inbox Zero hour, who up?
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Quick throw more AI at it! That’ll fix it for sure!
Oh is that whats going on? I thought they were jerking my chain with third party email clients.
Is this why my work phone email hasn’t updated since yesterday? I was too lazy to go to my work laptop, so just decided to sleep all day instead.
Incorrect, using Microslop’s Co-Worker Simulator you can send emails to a virtual AI version of your coworker, solve the issue and keep working!
Go ahead, write your email and send it out! Microslop Offlook will automatically craft a realistic looking Virtual Email Response based on Microslop’s Identity Database information on the recipient and place it in your inbox, identical looking to a Manual Human Email! All without asking you or your coworker!
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~note: cellular data plan needed to use Microslop Co-Worker Simulator~
Aren’t you glad you traded your paid-for offline enterprise hosted outlook solution that’s had like 1 issue in 20 years for a good based subscription that does a shittier job?
I’ve hear of exchange servers that get rebuilt every other day, so I will be avoiding microshit for as long as possible
Well, our 1 issue was a security flaw that forced us to rebuild our entire digital infrastructure from bare metal. So…

Hmmm, must be regional. Outlook has been working for me all day.
Microslop gonna Microslop
Sending an email to a client, it went from Temporary server error to General failure. Good stuff.
Even when it is working it’s broken by default.
took actually usefull stuff and made it barely useful. subscriptions are 365 wonderful. how about a robot to help you ping the server. try again later. payment due again.
Ugh, the last part of my day. Assessing what undocumented processes are mission critical and relies on email…ugh.
So in the near future your online OS will be DDOS vulnerable with no local options? Cool. Cool.











