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minus-squarebitteroldcoot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down3·edit-28 days agoWait a second…how did they get that chimp finger. They aren’t exactly passive creatures who hold still for a photo. You cut it off didn’t you… You monster!!!
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 days agoThey obviously made a wish using a monkey’s paw.
minus-squarebitteroldcoot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 days agoAnd as the monkey paw always does, it took their wish, then give them the finger.
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 days agoThen they’re out of luck, since chimpanzees aren’t monkeys.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 days agoIt corrupted their wish, like it always does.
minus-squareMajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 days ago“What? The chimp was already dead when I cut it off!” - OP, maybe
minus-squarebitteroldcoot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 days agoif you’re the one who shot him, then you don’t get to say “The chimp was already dead when I cut it off!”
minus-squarebitteroldcoot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 days agoNo!!! I don’t want a freaking toe. Stop defiling corpses you sicko. Now go put that back where you found it.
Wait a second…how did they get that chimp finger.
They aren’t exactly passive creatures who hold still for a photo.
You cut it off didn’t you…
You monster!!!
They obviously made a wish using a monkey’s paw.
And as the monkey paw always does, it took their wish, then give them the finger.
Then they’re out of luck, since chimpanzees aren’t monkeys.
It corrupted their wish, like it always does.
“What? The chimp was already dead when I cut it off!” - OP, maybe
if you’re the one who shot him, then you don’t get to say “The chimp was already dead when I cut it off!”
No!!! I don’t want a freaking toe.
Stop defiling corpses you sicko.
Now go put that back where you found it.