It’s gotta be a Tim Burton, no?

Be careful of the monkey’s paw.

Primary Investigator. The guy whose name comes first on a grant application.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unethical_human_experimentation_in_the_United_States

Frienimies

Hernia, but a little baby bump. My doctor describes it like having a tack in your back and I like that metaphor.

Sorted. Ty!

Ty for the effort! Fixed.

This is an opportunity with creative landscaping.

Can’t spell lmao without Mao.

Also, I know my audience. :')

Spy drones.

Birds aren’t real.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7198006/

Edit, lmao:

The wattled jacana (Jacana jacana) belongs to clade Scolopaci, and its karyotype has not been reported yet. It is an interesting species with a polyandrous mating system, in which a single female defends a harem of up to four males by aggressively excluding other females from their territory; males provide nearly all parental care (Osborne et al., 1977; Emlen and Wrege, 2004).

Send us anything cool. :)

Only if it’s sourdough, then we got a meal deal.

Nutrition bonus multiplier.

Brussel sprouts are a vehicle for garlic butter and bacon, like bread.

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There’s an overleaf template and yes it’s already in my thesis.

https://nathanlesage.github.io/academics-on-mastodon/ Here’s some lists in case you’re into any niche topics.