• youcantreadthis@quokk.au
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    3 days ago

    Eating two pounds of bacon fried beef on an asbestos bun is gonna kill you but there’s no point putting it down if you’re holding the elephants foot in your other hand put the one down or the other cannot kill you fast enough to matter.