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tree@lemmy.zip to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

‘School Never Taught Us About Taxes,' Says Woman Who Wouldn’t Remember It Even If They Had

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‘School Never Taught Us About Taxes,' Says Woman Who Wouldn’t Remember It Even If They Had

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tree@lemmy.zip to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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In a testament to the stories we tell ourselves, 24-year-old Rhiannon Weisz is currently filing her taxes and grumbling about how “school never taught us the important, useful things,” as if she remembers literally anything from school at all. “It’s just so frustrating that we had to learn a

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    Pretty sure it’s Juliet’s last name in Romeo and Juliet.

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      No, that’s Capulet.

      I think a couplet is something nice you say about another person.

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        No, that’s a compliment.

        You’re thinking of soft fabric you put down over hard flooring. 🤣

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          Ah yes, a rug

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            It really ties the room together.

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          No that’s a carpet. You’re thinking of a griddle bread that’s commonly served with tea in the UK.

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            No, that’s a crumpet. You’re thinking of enumerating things

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          Which reminds me, how is your mother doing lately?

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