If I ever find out ghosts live in my house, I’m going to bargain them: either pay basic services and half groceries or get exorcised. I live in front of a church, anyway.
Of all the thousands religions that have come and gone, assuming some spin-off religion of a tiny tribal religion from the middle east is the correct magic to remove your ghosts probably doesn’t hold the weight you think it does. You need a better threat.
If I ever find out ghosts live in my house, I’m going to bargain them: either pay basic services and half groceries or get exorcised. I live in front of a church, anyway.
I purposely stare where I think they are when I masturbate to make them uncomfortable
God am I turned on by loose eyeballs. Thanks Mario 64…
That doesn’t seem reasonable given they use neither of those…
They don’t have use for a roof and walls either, but here we are
Of course they have a use for that, their spirit is bound to the place that they haunt…come on man, that’s ghost lore 101
Of all the thousands religions that have come and gone, assuming some spin-off religion of a tiny tribal religion from the middle east is the correct magic to remove your ghosts probably doesn’t hold the weight you think it does. You need a better threat.